We cry about AI tools so you don't have to.

Tool Crier

We cry about AI tools so you don't have to.

Obsessive reviews, head-to-head comparisons, and pricing watch from people who've been billed for three tools simultaneously for four months and survived to document it.

How we work

Paid ourselves

We buy our own subscriptions. No vendor comps. No "extended trial access" that gives us a premium experience you won't get.

Months, not days

A 14-day trial tells you the onboarding UX. We review after 3–6 months, when the novelty is gone and the cracks show.

We say "skip"

Our verdict options are Recommended, Conditional, and Skip. We use all three. We earn commissions on Recommended. We still say Skip.